"Yup, I know how that feels." "Moved me to tears." "Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore." "The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one." Pooh's Heffalump Movie "The sky has finally fallen. He hated to talk in it, hated to write it, hated to listen to it. And I am no barbarian. We gathered the best quotes from the lovable character and cant wait to hear more in Disneys Christopher Robin, streaming now on Disney+! . He has skin pale like . Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other He said I was becoming a stranger to him. Its fascinating how my own family managed to ignore my existence for fourteen days. My mom and I are doing great, just me and her, and a part of me is glad my father left. Can I be that for him, forever? And I think you all know I throw a killer party. Look, I really have to tell you this. It makes no sense. I began to tear up, and you just opened your eyes and smiled. I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. Symposium? I know you keep telling me, But Fiona, I rescued him! No, you did not. There are also different uses of punctuation in these lines, ranging from dashes to periods and parentheses. You deserve more than a daughter like me. Ive been thinking a lot about the double helix and how it reminds me of sacred geometry. There are so many things to be afraid of. By: Madison Fannin, Age 15, Tennessee, USA Description: A child confronts their family after being ignored for two weeks. As this sash was laid upon me I swore to uphold the standards of Miss Fortune. Evidently, someone has been keeping honey in it. What? John? Id better turn in my paper. The other one was a chemical that has been shown to bring people back to life. Just a couple of words criticizing Chairman Mao, the leader of the Cultural Revolution, and she was gone. Maybe then Ill get up the courage to talk to Jessica. Its the best way to describe how I am feeling. Some girls like to think that they can be special snowflakes, but theyre all idiots! Sure, it was fun going to beaches and being with friends and having the time of our lives, but we cant go back. It might sound weird, but when I feel excluded or unwelcomed by the people sitting around me, my brain kinda wants to distract me from how I feel, which is why its so hard for me to pay attention while doodling. Darling, listen to me. Coocoo COO! Sharing our time together, watching me in the shower, sitting with me on the toilette. The port is closed,too? What the hell Suzanne! Okay, so this morning, my nine-year-old twin sisters, Rose and Emile, just walked into my room, without knocking, stole my cardigan, lipstick, necklaces, and mascara, then walked out. Im livin the good life. Do a backflip? I mostly stick with brown, that seems to suit him. 16. You were a princess, and I was a talking slug. An irrational fear, of course, theyre perfectly harmless. I remember at one time I was obsessed with numbers, I started counting calories, weighing myself all the time, etc. And on the screen, it said, You should have done what I asked. That was the last time I messed with my supernatural computer. You know. You said someone stole your crocs? Crisp, cool, green, soft, forgiving. (Gets on her knees and starts praying.) Or maybe I would be at yet another early-morning practice, the kind where you moan and complain about the freezing water and your aching legs, but you wouldnt want to be anywhere else in the world. Then I forgot to finish my math homework so now I have to redo it for half credit. I get changed into the same old leather boots that my pap gave me. This document is intended for educational purposes. I know. Back when the teachers would only discipline the ones who deserved it, not the innocent ones. I mean take me to dinner first. It was the day before Valentines Day, and we were making chocolate dipped strawberries when we invited your family over. Saying hi on the way to class. Those kindergartners should be ashamed for doing that to her. Rabbit: (yawns) I think we should all be going. Santa is just a lazy guy with a wiggly belly who works basically one day a year. When will we get to stab people, you ask? Its not fair. I cry the appropriate amount at dramas. Ill try not to let it happen again. Especially when the characters are so interesting that want to be them. A boy named Conan Doyle. Apparently too spiky. Now, young one, like everyone else, I wanted to fit in. Youll see, one day, youll be nothing more than another grain of sand in the ocean of nobodies. Splendid day to be up and about one's business Oh, I say, are you stuck? Youll get your million dollars back in no time. Even when we fought it wasnt so bad, because we loved each other, and we couldnt stay mad for too long. Alright. Well, unfortunately Ive tried that already and they didnt buy it. Yum, yum. I hated the morning greetings, office space, computer, type, print, fax, break, small talk, back to office, yawn, staring at the clock, print, make mistake, constantly worry for the sake of my job. Winnie the Pooh Because Im Little Red Riding Hood? No? Vanilla with Vanilla and Chocolate with Chocolate. Theyre the bane of my existence. Hes the one missing out on the future Miss Universo. (Pause.) Im nothing to him. Oh yeah, and then syrup, which is about 100 calories, plus butter, which is 80 calories a teaspoon, then milk, 130 calories. Its every day, every night. Maybe the app and the computer are working together. Oh no it's not. I figure I can deal with my sister when she gets home from school. He wanted above all, like the old joke, to shove a marshmallow on a stick in the furnace, while the flapping pigeon-winged books died on the porch and lawnof the house. Although Im nowhere near perfect, I still have a lot of work to do. The feeling of loneliness hits you. Oh, no I think theyre ripping through the sheets I put over the skyligh! They were rushing past me. Leslie? Everything makes sense now. I really want to strangle each and every tall person but to do so I would NEED A STEPLADDER!!!!!! Me and Luke still arent used to the house being so quiet, we miss all the fun times with you. They may be used for educational settings without asking for permission. Takes time to pronounce correctly) Tu-ff-in. Genre: Dramatic, (Actor sits in a chair as though he/she is on the witness stand being questioned by the prosecutor.). This is the first day Ive been clean in four years. Yes, they make me do all that. Nothing on his face, like it was incapable of emotion. Would you make a different choice so that you didnt go through high school with the nickname Streak? At the end of class, you remember you loaned the troll your pencil. It was because I was me. I always wanted to walk into a room and be the eye catcher because of how thin I could be. Counting down the minutes until I fail this test. Im gonna say I had to pee. I mean how many times you guys been out there? So Ive decided to go on a book cleanse. stream You sound like a cheesy infomercial. Im sure that he has gotten the hundreds of letters that I sent. My favorite place was Santas workshop. 2. Struggles and gets frustrated. Im constantly blowing my money on repairs for my house, because its always rotting away. Im sorry did you just ask me why, because Im heading to the beach to relax. I am sick. Act casual. (to self) Calm down, you will be okay. I looked up pictures of Aerosmith online and the main guy doesnt look like a guy at all. When you finally think she is done she just links what she is talking about to something else! Everyone who ever loved me took a part of who I was. What the heck comes after the right foot? No matter what I do, I dont think Ill ever be good enough. The P stands for Penelope, it was my mothers name. COMMA! No one will ever hear it. Okay, lets try again. His name is James. Great. I can talk. (Jumps to feet.) By: Joy Seon, Age 12, Illinois, USA Description: A villain tries to persuade you that they are the good guy. Now, behave Officer, I dont think the security cameras would appreciate a cop lunging at a student. Man, I knew this would happen, you think Im going insane arent you? Now crossing the river, at its most peaceful spot, was an old wooden bridge. [Owl] Well I say now. He said, Sweetie Ive enrolled you in college. I got up in the middle of the night and noticed my father was packing his bag. Maybe move your screen back a little? You could be deeply, sincerely, insanely sorry for the smallest thing, and I wouldnt believe you. You may have seen me at your local Walmart. When they werent mean and tormenting. I WILL share my room, but most importantly, Ill give that kid the childhood I never got to have. Gender: Female Genre: Comedic. Oh! Im here because when I was in space, I saw a massive group of unicorns flying with swords in their mouths. Say, you have to do something about that speech impediment, sonny. While you are out experiencing life, I lie in this hospital bed. And no throwing them this time! Whatever that means. Well, just one, teeny, tiny, little, insignificant, totally no-big-deal favor. Adios! And I really, need this. Embarrassed? (pause) Where are you going, George? I got somethings off my chest at least. Thats over. 2021 12 18 / Turn that frown upside down and see what Eeyore has to say: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it. If it is a good morning, which I doubt. Word. You dont waste time, do you? I did well enough in that college to earn a Green Card and a scholarship to Wesleyan University. Take it from me, Charlies brother died of a heart attack tooI think it ran in the family and after that I couldnt find another husband. Lemme tell you the truth about this whole Three Little Pigs thing. The charge? Mom. And do you know the best part? Not there. I went back to the bedroom and I shot him. (Starts speaking in a British accent.) I love a guy in uniform. Now, he only came to visit when he meant serious business. He claimed that Jenny was his science partner and that Mrs. Switzer was his piano teacher. By: Astra B., Age 16, NYC, USA Description: A nomad tells his sister his philosophy on life and why he chose his lifestyle. Third Place Winner! Perhaps some cookie dough ice cream could help me think? If I had to guess I would say that he probably gets treated like that at home. Ok, kids. And now I wish that I never had a dog in the first place. The sky used to be blue. I dont think I learned a single thing in his class. We can at least try. I was sent here to the mortal plain to live until Im six hundred and sixty-six. He buys me anything I want. For the Student Council, I mean. Third Place Winner By: Payton V.P., Green Bay, Wisconsin, Age 17 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Teen rejected by her guy finds comfort where least expectedfrom her mom. You are all familiar with ravioli, we have been bred and raised on the stuff, the epitome of pasta. Somebody's there, because somebody must have said "nobody". (waits for a response) Yeah I didnt think so. (Looks around, pause.) (Walks off-stage.). I like Rabbit, because he uses short easy words like "How about lunch?" All those times before it was never me, but finally it was me. Can you stop? By: Iris Barrera, California, USA, age 13 Description: A chatty receptionist scares off a person who comes to interview for a job. Ummmm I can text her that I meant I like shakes but not protein ones. And if they dont feel pretty, why should anyone else feel pretty? You heard about the Pigs, right? No, I have not. I used to run outside all day and night before I came here. I decided that was it, that was the last straw. When they found me, they arrested me! And this birthday boy is going to be ALIVE! Mr. Rupert sits at that table for his lunch break, and trust me, you dont want to sit there. From your Love, -Catherine and baby Jake. I was better than everyone else and that is how I like it. "This monologue is a beautiful example of the power that speaking holds in Shakespeare's plays . NASA says they are just cosmic rays-tiny particles launched by the explosions of distant stars-But I say they are UNICORNS! Dont you get it? Its a weird answer, but Ill tell you. I was devastated when he died. Great. (pause) You heard that, right? I think Mr Rupert will see you now. The man raised his gun and pointed it at us. I thought to myself, how can this morning get any worse? I'll go and get it r-r-right now! 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