Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. The recovery of Naya Rivera 's body from Lake Piru on July 13, 2020 left millions all over the world devastated over the untimely loss of the . Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. Brittany, that sex tape was private. Bummer, about Blaine, he was pretty, he shouldnt have gotten in the way though that slushie was meant for Kurt. Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. Santana defending Blaine and Kurt from Dave, A Night of Neglect. She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. Santana: That sounds like torture. Brittany: Really? Quinn: You guys are such suckers for going back to Sue Sylvester. Shes able to admit something embarrassing like her desire to just fit in, and, maybe more significantly, her knowledge that even with her cheerleader beauty she really does not. Thats when you knew this was going to the next level. I love Santanas relationship with Brittany because obviously Brittana 4 Ever, but I also love how Santana is able to be vulnerable with Brittany in a way she wouldnt be with anyone else. Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. Perhaps youve read them, even. Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Santana: Well sure, if he doesnt care about seeing in three dimension. You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. And Naya brought that same joy, that same energy, to the Glee Live tour and I got to be in the very same room with her while she sang that song, and its a memory Ill likely never forget. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. They are devastatingly hot and seeing two Latinx people (one gay and one playing a gay character) reclaim a spanish song by one of musics biggest cultural appropriators makes me so happy. Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? She was so committed. Maybe Blaine didn't want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who The Autostraddle TV Team is made up of Riese Bernard, Carmen Phillips, Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya, Valerie Anne, Natalie, Drew Burnett Gregory, Shelli Nicole, Nic, A. Tony Jerome, and Heather Hogan. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little gentrophile with a mouth like a cat's ass. I didnt end up going because fuck that guy and I knew my own life and what was important to me. Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. It was that damn Trouty Mouth. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. Santana to Mr . Rachel: Glad that you found your corner of the sky, Santana. The easter colored suburban mom clothes, the giant swing, the stock footage feeling of it all. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. I have hated you ever since the day I met you. Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. How is everyone welcome when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay Winklevii twins? Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team. Somebodys gotta look out for Brittany. Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. Santana: Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. Santana: No, not really. Naya as Santana as a happy lady with a yeast infection, inside a commercial, inside a phone shes holding to proudly share her triumph with Rachel. I was thinking the same thing and I think youre right. Feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. I know its controversial and, look, Brittana forever obviously but Quinn and Santanas hook-up in season four made so much sense to me. And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python. Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. As Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera beat odds, and she changed any previously conceived scripts about who people would care about in a mainstream teen dramedy they could care just as much about the Latina lesbian as they would about the white heterosexual leads. Its safe to say that she died too young, and too sad. 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W w w, PDF Mark K Nclex Study Guide: Outline format for 2021 NCLEX exam. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what, I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights. I wanted it for itself. I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her. I have been LWs gf and, This podcast is one of my best friends. Santana: You're addicted to vests. I think I need an agent. I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky. Hands down my favourite and the best ever scene on Glee. Just think about it. I was one of my favs at the time. You're my family and I haven't lied to you in months. Unmatched sass and the best . We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. You can trust me, just tell me what's going on. I mean I didnt start playing doctor til I was nine. feels like a fever dream that does NOT have a, I love this, please let me read your kinky biography. How could Brody give all that up? It sucked. Ill always remember Naya happy. Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? FAIR USE DISCLAIMERCopyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comm. I mean, after Puck: We all know why we're here. aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex Santana: Well that outfit isnt helping. We used to be the Three Musketeers. Santana: You are so cool. Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. We can all be honest here, if a picture is worth a thousand words then that dress is worth a million dollars. Trent: Wait, are you serious, is he gonna be okay? Marley: Why are you going through my bag? I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo. Brittany: [smiles and holds Santana's hand] If you pivoted to, PEACHES TEES, ALL-STARS HATS, CLUB SODA SHIRTS AND MORE MERCH, LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now, The 50 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time, a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. But theres a deeper level too: Santana singing and dancing like a person whos just been told something terrible is about to happen but shes not sure what that something will be and for now the show must go on. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? Usual estimated time is between three to eight minutes. Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen? I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? The year level coordinator called me into his office and demanded I went. Santana: Maybe if you made me some space, I'd care a little bit more. Lord of the bling. They're fooling around! I feel like Michelle Obama. This is for us. 13- Glee, Finn Hudson 14- Glee, Rachel Berry 15- Glee, Sue Sylvester . I call her Snix. So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. Santana: Ha. Ms Pillsbury's parents say the paid for the whole thing so we might as well have the party, and if you ask me, they seem pretty happy about what happened. Your pretty little liar gave them to her. It was the beginning of a long journey to accepting my nerdiness, to embracing my inner geek, to being passionate about what I love, even if not everyone in my life will understand or even support it. Santana: Love stinks. Just two cellos, two actors, and a bunch of chairs in an empty room. Maybe that has something to do with it. I assume you've been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant's heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine. Thank you, Finn, especially. Santana: And that's bad because? Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- Cast members and press alike have often fawned over the years that she could learn those iconic monologues the morning of shooting and never flub a line once during taping. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. They were something to do. We had Glee watching parties in my dorm, and I would stay up late replaying Brittana scenes from YouTube hoping my roommate wouldnt notice. I hope she wouldve found it exhilarating. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! You know what? Santana: Hey Andrew McCarthy, dont know if you heard but Blaine may lose an eye, the same Blaine who was just besties with you not four months ago. And that will exist forever. Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. You know what? I want you to know me, who I really am. I loved seeing Santana succeed. Santana: Thanks. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. Santana about Rachel and Kurt, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. Santana: Hey Tubs! Santana: You can drill me any time. I was that kid at school for better or worse. obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Quinn fresh from Jodie Fosters clambake in college, Santana nursing her heartbreak over Brittany, two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum, one curious and one lonely. But their voices fill it right up. She didnt have the space to be a victim like Rachel. Just the bonkers way Santana runs leaps through that field like a gazelle, and then that Olympic twirly ribbon in the woods(????). Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. But I won't join without you. Theyre getting off work just as the sun is coming up, because this is a Beatles-themed episode and someone needed to sing Here Comes the Sun. And also because its really adorable and romantic. We wouldve had a whole week of songs about it. Sebastian: Everyone else clear out, I dont want you to see me make a girl cry. Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? Because I have all of these feelings. Im just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel. Sweet. Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? NOTE: The following is a transcription of the extended director's cut from the S1 DVD, which includes several scenes not seen in the original aired version. Can't I think about it for like a day? Oh ok. It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. Copyright 2023 StudeerSnel B.V., Keizersgracht 424, 1016 GC Amsterdam, KVK: 56829787, BTW: NL852321363B01, all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. Santana: I'm sure you did something. Santana to Mr. Schuester and Emma, Showmance. I want bling; I cant be any more specific than that. You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. No Trouty Mouth? This is it. And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! I've been keeping a notebook just in case this day ever came: Welcome back Lisa Rinna, I've missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth and skipped town. His hair's already starting to grow back. (Listen! I have rage. SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE VIDEOS THAT PEOPLE HAVE LINKED IN THE . Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. Its not actually the worst obviously but to follow up the remarkable Mash Up with an episode called I Kissed a Girl that turned out to be this felt cruel. Like that whole top row. [voiceover] Holy sweet hell! It was like being smothered by a sweaty, out-of-breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. SANTANA: I'm keepin' it real. Santana's history on the show begins with her being one prong of the infamous "Unholy Trinity." A desperate Quinn Fabray ( Dianna Agron) employs the help of two of her fellow Cheerios to audition. When my mother asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing bird calls. You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he cant mess with Sam Evans. 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